Jason and I express our disappointment with the sellout Mike Modano. We compare the whore’s move to the Wings to Jordan going to the Wizards and Damon going to the Yankees. We also explain why the turncoat’s move to Motown is in no way like Bourque going to the Avs.

• Intro / theme by the Orchid Highway
• Chris is a pussy.
• Modano to the Wings.
• Bourque went to Colorado to get a ring.
• Mike Modano wants ANOTHER ring.
• Career overview.
• The Wings make a good move.
• The Stars do not make a good move.
• Holy cats Mrs Modano is HOT!
• Three goals shy of Guy Lafleur.
• Is Shaq a whore?
• Is Jordan a whore?
• Is Johnny Damon a whore?
• Chris hates people who live out their boyhood dreams.
• Lebron didn’t do it for money.
• Don’t throw away your marriage for Gabriela Sabatini.
• DEFINITELY not for Jennifer Capriati.
• Wrap up.
• Closing Theme by the Orchid Highway

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