In this year’s series of NHL division previews, we start with the Southeast Division, home of two of the league’s most prolific scorers.

• Introduction
• Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
• Let’s start with the Jets.
• The new Jets logo/jersey situation.
• RIP Rick Rypien
• The Jets on the ice.
• The Washington Capitals
• The Tampa Bay Lightning
• The Carolina Hurricanes
• The Florida Panthers
• Scottie Upshall’s gal pal Melanie Collins
• Melanie’s non-existent inhibitions.
• Melanie and some other chick’s crack.
• The Florida Panthers are a bad team.
• Final Predictions
• Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway
• Thanks for listening.