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The Pucked in the Head Podcast – infrequently recorded, even more infrequently published, but outstanding entertainment all the same.

Episode 37 – Pacific Division Preview

Warm, sunny destinations! California! Phoenix! (For one more year, anyway.) Dallas! (They’re on the Atlantic, not the Pacific, but the NHL does hockey, not geography.)

It’s Pucked in the Head’s 2011-12 Pacific Division preview, in which we utterly fail to convey the magnitude of the Dallas Stars’ 2012 suckage!

  • The Pacific Division
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • Hockey in California
  • The Anaheim Ducks
  • The Dallas Stars
  • The Phoenix Coyotes
  • The San Jose Sharks
  • The Los Angeles Kings
  • Time to wrap it up.
  • Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway.
  • Thanks for listening.

 

Episode 36 – Central Division Preview

Original Six powerhouses! Nouveau expansion also-rans! And the St Louis Blues!

It’s Pucked in the Head’s 2011-12 Central Division preview – complete with a pre-season chat with Nashville Predators expert Buddy Oakes from Preds on the Glass!.

  • Introduction
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • Welcome back, Chris.
  • Momentary gear geek-out.
  • The Central Division.
  • The dirty rotten stinkin’ Chicago Blackhawks.
  • Ditto, Detroit Red Wings.
  • The Columbus Blue Jackets.
  • The St Louis Blues.
  • The Nashville Predators (featuring Buddy Oakes).
  • Closing comments.
  • Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway.
  • Thanks for listening.
  • Bonus: the full interview with Buddy Oakes.

 

Episode 35 – Southeast Division

In this year’s series of NHL division previews, we start with the Southeast Division, home of two of the league’s most prolific scorers.

  • Introduction
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • Let’s start with the Jets.
  • The new Jets logo/jersey situation.
  • RIP Rick Rypien
  • The Jets on the ice.
  • The Washington Capitals
  • The Tampa Bay Lightning
  • The Carolina Hurricanes
  • The Florida Panthers
  • Scottie Upshall’s gal pal Melanie Collins
  • Melanie’s non-existent inhibitions.
  • Melanie and some other chick’s crack.
  • The Florida Panthers are a bad team.
  • Final Predictions
  • Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway
  • Thanks for listening.

 

Episode 34 – Longest Game 4 CF

From August 26th to September 5th, 2011, an amazing group of forty women will be playing hockey continuously in an attempt to set the Guinness world record for the longest hockey game ever played. The record will be broken around 10:00am on Labour Day.

We challenge you to get down to Burnaby 8-Rinks and, whether it be with your wallet, your time or just your voice, contribute to this great event. For more information, why not read our Seven Things about the Longest Game article as you listen?

  • Introduction
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • On Location
  • The Longest Hockey Game in history
  • Holy hell, CF is brutal!
  • We challenge you to donate.
  • Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway
  • Thanks for listening – Zamboni wood edition.

 

Episode 33 – Shooting the Off-Season Shit

Over a month after the Boston Bruins quite literally broke the Vancouver Canucks’ back – well, okay, one of their backs, anyway – Chris Withers is still bitter about the whole thing. We decided to get together to shoot the breeze anyway.

  • Introduction
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • Shooting the Off-Season Shit
  • The Bruins left a bruise on Chris Withers
  • Chris needs some rebound hockey
  • The Longest Game for CF
  • NHL Free Agent Frenzy
  • Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway
  • Thanks for listening

 

Episode 32 – 2011 Stanley Cup Final predictions

Pucked in the Head is so giddy about seeing the Vancouver Canucks in the Stanley Cup final, they were barely able to contain themselves long enough to put together a podcast prior to Game 1. But here it is, in all its season-ending glory, with a few jokes about severed fingers and Japanese monster movies thrown in for good measure. We hope you enjoy.

  • Introduction
  • Opening theme by the Orchid Highway.
  • We’re in the Stanley Cup finals!
  • Where were you in 1994?
  • An ode to the Lightning.
  • Tip of the hat to San Jose.
  • Final predictions – like they’re a surprise.
  • Closing theme by the Orchid Highway.
  • Thanks for listening.

 

Episode 31 – Top 7 Canuck Nicknames – Part 1

The Canucks have no decent nicknames at the moment, unless you count Sami Salo’s Balls of Steel. With guests Kennedy Goodkey and Rob Tarzwell, we look back over the forty years of team history to discuss the best nicknames in Vancouver Canucks history. Here’s part one.

  • Intro by the Orchid Highway
  • Top Seven Canuck Nicknames of All Time, Part I
  • #7 – “The Russian Rocket”
  • #6 – “Bones”
  • #5 – “Spider”
  • #4 – “Cowan the Bra-barian”
  • Outro by the Orchid Highway
  • Thanks for listening
  • Neener neener neener

Guests


Kennedy Goodkey
Centre
Shoots right
Chirpy, with bad knees, but tends to score big goals in the playoffs.

Kennedy is an actor, writer and film-maker in Vancouver, BC. You can check out his YouTube series Best Picture, or his serialized novel Necropolis, or see his film The Beast of Bottomless Lake on Super Channel in Canada. Kennedy grew up watching the Canucks, but admits not getting a true handle on just how deep the roots were till he hit university. Ironically, that’s about the time the Canucks had a decent team for the first time.


Rob Tarzwell
Defense
Shoots right
5’4″
140 lbs
Dig, dig, dig. Check like you won’t survive. Inadvertently screen the goalie as often as possible.

Dr. Rob Tarzwell is a Vancouver psychiatrist with a second specialty in nuclear medicine. His clinical interests include the use of radiotracers to study blood flow, glucose utilization, and neuroreceptors in brain disease and psychiatric disorders. Speaking of psychiatric disorders, Dr Rob has been a fan of the Canucks since 1988, when Gretzky got traded to the Kings. He narrowly escaped the 1994 game 7 riots downtown Vancouver, and still sometimes wakes up in cold sweat to the sound of a ringing post.


Episode 30 – 2011 Round 1: WC Predictions

The Vancouver Canucks are the first team in the expansion era to lead the NHL in both goals for and goals against. Daniel Sedin won the Art Ross trophy, and they won the Presidents’ Trophy going away. Will that push them through to their first Stanley Cup? Pucked in the Head explores the first round of the 2011 playoffs, Western Conference style.

  • How the West Was Won
  • Opening theme by the Orchid Highway
  • Bring on the first round!
  • #4 Anaheim vs #5 Nashville
  • #3 Detroit vs #6 Phoenix
  • #2 San Jose vs #7 Los Angeles
  • #1 Vancouver vs #8 Chicago
  • RK17 raffle
  • Time for a Change by The Orchid Highway

 

Episode 29 – 2011 Round 1: EC Predictions

Every year, we try to wrap our pretty little heads around the playoff picture. We fail miserably, but we hope you’ll enjoy listening to us devolve into grunting, excrement-flinging monopods during this 20-minute chat anyway.

  • Intro
  • Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
  • 2011 Playoffs
  • #1 Washington vs #8 NY Rangers
  • #2 Philadelphia vs #7 Buffalo
  • #3 Boston vs #6 Montreal
  • #4 Pittsburgh vs #5 Tampa Bay
  • Wrap Up
  • Time for a Change by The Orchid Highway
  • Chris Can’t Count

 

Episode 28 – Interview with a Fangirl – Cathy Chuchro, a.k.a. @KeslerGirl

Hockey fans are everywhere. One at a time, we’ll bring them to you. Here is Pucked in the Head’s first episode of… Interview with a Fangirl.

Introduction to a Fangirl

Cathy Chuchro
Defense
Shoots right
Famous for a spinorama and a mean left hook

Since the age of 11, Cathy Chuchro (a.k.a. @keslergirl) knew that acting was her passion. After High School drama and a few nudges from her teacher, she enrolled in the Theatre Studies program at Red Deer College and continued on with the Motion Picture Arts program. Appearing in numerous plays and films that went onto various festivals around the world, Cathy is also co-founder of Ignition Theatre, a company that helps emerging artists gain professional experience. Cathy has always been a hockey fan, but attending her first Canucks game solidified it. The moment Ryan Kesler stepped onto the ice Cathy became intrigued. His passion, determination, and drive for the game – as well as media attention being in the spotlight – is something she can relate to. She continues to audition and perform for productions in Vancouver, and Ryan still inspires her to dream big. Case in point, Cathy looks forward to the day she’s modeling for the RK17 line.