I’ve been extremely busy over the holidays, so I have very little commentary on the Canucks on-ice performance just now. What to do? Well, obviously I should insert a potentially offensive pictorial.

This wee exercise in stealing images from the telly comes with a caveat: your $200 ticket to the game could make you look glamourous (above), um, not so glamourous (below), or in the case of the guy in the top right corner of the ‘NOT’ photo, dangerously psychotic. You may not be wearing a dangerously revealing green body suit, but you’re still being judged by idiots with digital PVRs, frame-by-frame slo-mo, and way too many technogadgets at their fingertips.

This, and not the exorbitant entrance fee, is why Pucked in the Head always sits in the nosebleeds.