Jason and I express our disappointment with the sellout Mike Modano. We compare the whore’s move to the Wings to Jordan going to the Wizards and Damon going to the Yankees. We also explain why the turncoat’s move to Motown is in no way like Bourque going to the Avs.
Intro / theme by the Orchid Highway
Chris is a pussy.
Modano to the Wings.
Bourque went to Colorado to get a ring.
Mike Modano wants ANOTHER ring.
Career overview.
The Wings make a good move.
The Stars do not make a good move.
Holy cats Mrs Modano is HOT!
Three goals shy of Guy Lafleur.
Is Shaq a whore?
Is Jordan a whore?
Is Johnny Damon a whore?
Chris hates people who live out their boyhood dreams.
Lebron didn’t do it for money.
Don’t throw away your marriage for Gabriela Sabatini.
At long, long last, we get around to telling the 5 people who don’t already know that we have selected Pucked in the Head as our new name. In this episode, Jason and I record out of doors. Talking about this subject anywhere but a nice park would have made us stabby.
Cheesy Intro / theme by the Orchid Highway
Our first out of doors podcast
We are Pucked in the Head
Front Loaded Contracts: Bad Faith, Good GMing, or both?
Kovalchuk: worth the worry?
Is Richard Bloch a stooge?
Remember Gretzky’s personal services contract?
The CBA has loopholes. (Or, “Nuh-uh!”)
Looney Tunes legal contract means another lockout.
Bettman must kill this wabbit.
Don’t blame Luongo.
It’s the GMs who are to blame.
Lacking in current hockey-related topics to chat about, yet unable to shut our mouths for more than 5 minutes, we make up our personal top list of shocking sports endings.
Canucks off-season personnel moves. Is Mike Gillis the smartest man to ever occupy the job of Canucks GM? Is this the best podcast ever produced on Jason’s laptop?
Intro / theme by Orchid Highway
July 1 = Canada Day = Free Agent Day!
F*ck you, G*rdo
Is Mike Gillis a genius?
MG is not a good looking man
Draft pickup: Keith Ballard
Bernier a Canuck no more
Michael Grabner is the sweetmeat of this deal
Somehow I don’t think YouTube was on Gillis’s mind
Ballard clips Vokoun in frustration
Ballard hates Vokoun, in fact
Gillis wins the Hamhuis sweepstakes
Manny Malhotra comes to town, too
It’s sad to see Wellwood go
Why all the Wellwood-is-fat jokes, people?
D-FENCE!
Mitchell done like dinner? Kevin Bieksa to move?
Tambellini & Perrault round out FA Day acquisitions
Predictions for the NHL Awards. We also desperately try to find a positive Canuck moment in the recent playoffs, and end up settling on a player profile of two-time former Canuck Brent “Enough With The Cracker Jokes” Sopel.
While sobbing our way through a post-mortem of the Canucks playoff run, we decide that Steve Bernier, turd-like as he is, should be cut some slack. User submissions are invited to give us a new name for the podcast. You’re forewarned: we have A LOT to say about the Hawks/Canucks series!
Round 2 Playoff Predictions are chiseled into the unforgetting face of the interwebs. Jason barely even mentions the fact that he picked Washington to win a best of seven series in three games a couple of weeks ago.
Pucked In The Head’s 2009-10 playoff predictions. We go in depth into every 1st round NHL series and pick a winner. And by “in depth” I mean we mention the series. And by “pick a winner” I mean we usually fail utterly to divine the team that’s going to win, let alone how many games they win in.
Pucked In The Head makes its debut as the Bernier Is A Turd Podcast. Topics include the underwhelmity (you heard me) of Steve Bernier and Andrew Alberts, the possibility of some major post-season hardware for a certain Swedish Canuck and beer.
Pucked In The Head makes its debut as the Bernier Is A Turd Podcast. Topics include the underwhelmity (you heard me) of Steve Bernier and Andrew Alberts, the possibility of some major post-season hardware for a certain Swedish Canuck and beer.