If you’re among the gross majority of the human population currently, sweltering under record temperatures, there are two things on your mind:
1) “George W. Bush and his scienceless brethren are idiots for denying the existence of climate change. Crack a frickin’ window, you brain-dead zealots!”
2) “I just wish there were a way for me to play summer hockey while kneeling on a sprinkler-surrounded slip and slide!”